Kid, all I can say is finish high school, okay?
2. What time to you get up?
Usually about the time the room stops spinning.
3. What is a deejay's main responsibility?
Remain out of jail during Spring and Fall ratings period.
4. Do you ever date your listeners?
Only when my wife is out of town.
5. Is Radio a cut-throat business?
No. We all respect each others throats because they are so important to our work. It's more a backstabbing business.
6. How do I get into Radio?
Fail a psychiatric exam and you'll be contacted.
7. Pick the best moment of your career?
The acquittal.
8. Do you make a lot of money?
We tried with that cool new color copier until the Program Director got suspicious.
9. Do you pick your own music?
Kid, I can't even pick my own nose around here.
10. How come most deejays smell like crap?
See Answer #2 and add another shot and a beer.
