Updated February 12, 2007
With the untimely death of Anna Nicole Smith, her attorney and companion, Howard K. Stern has been receiving quite a bit of press.
For those who still might be confused, I am here to set the record straight: Howard K. Stern is NOT the same man as Howard Stern, the radio personality.
So, for the sake of clarity, here now are 11 major differences between both men. Of course, this is only my opinion with a small dose of humor and satire tossed in for good measure.
(See comparison table below)
| Howard Stern vs. Howard K. Stern | |
| 1. Famous for being an outrageous radio personality | 1. Famous for knowing an outrageous personality |
| 2. Makes millions of dollars each year | 2. May inherit millions of dollars someday |
| 3. SIRIUSLY employed | 3. SERIOUSLY unemployed |
| 4. Known for featuring strippers on his show | 4. Known for leeching off a former stripper |
| 5. Often heard interviewing buxom blondes | 5. Often seen lusting after a buxom blonde |
| 6. Considered the father of modern shock radio | 6. Listed as father of Anna Nicole Smith’s 5 month old daughter, Dannielynn |
| 7. Straight, White, and Jewish | 7. Straight, White, and Shrewish |
| 8. Wrote the book, “Private Parts” | 8. Claims to have used “private parts” on Anna Nicole Smith |
| 9. Model for American radio personalities | 9. Hanger-on to American model |
| 10. Show once featured Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf | 10. Has been in proximity to Anna Nicole the Angry Drunken Reality TV Star |
| 11. "King of all Media" | 11. "Joker in Deck of Life" |
