Corey: Uh, that “too short” reference. That doesn’t make you feel uncomfortable?
Head Elf: Oh great. Everyone’s a Program Director.
Corey: I’m just saying….nevermind. So, musically you’re like….what?
Head Elf: It’s a little eclectic. Santa insists we throw in some standards. Mrs. Claus likes pop music, and I’m into Retro Alt Rock. So, if I had to pin in down, I’d say we’re a “Punk Holiday” station.
Corey: What kind of contests or promotions does K-ELF do?
Head Elf: Good question. One of my favorites is the annual "Nog Jog". Listeners get friends and family to pledge a certain amount of money for each mile they promise to run. The twist is, we force-feed all the participants 2 gallons of egg nog before the run then board up all the Porta-Potties between the start and finish. Man, good times!
Corey: Where does the money go to?
Head Elf: I think the bigger question is where does anyone go?! Ha! Good times...!
Corey: Well, it sounds like a great operation. I hope you guys continue to be successful.
Head Elf: Well, thanks but in the end, K-ELF is more of a hobby than anything. I mean, we’re just toying with being broadcasters.
Corey: Great. You mind if I get a photo for the article?
Head Elf: No prob. But, we’ll have to wait until Santa gets back. Nobody poses for a photo around here unless it's on Mr. Big’s lap. He's a freakin' egomaniac.
