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Slightly used radio show host available for immediate hire to the highest bidder. Currently located in Kansas City. Buyer pays all shipping. Recently let go from KRBZ (Alternative) for an on air bit involving a dwarf, a personal escort and the boss' office. (It was a dramatization of a local news story).

Good with production (CoolEdit)remotes. Entertains listeners on a daily basis.

I've had lots of discussions and one programmer told me that "if it were 10 years ago, you'd already have a new job. But there are 70% fewer jobs today". I refuse to lose faith in the power of radio. It's all I've ever wanted to do. Help me get back to doing what I love. As the great Freddy Mercury sang "So don't become some background noise A backdrop for the girls and boys Who just don't know or just don't care And just complain when you're not there You had your time, you had the power You've yet to have your finest hour Radio."

Will supply full demo CD upon request. Seller will pay shipping of CD.

- Corey Deitz

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